another sabrina carpenter thinkpiece

i swear MY take is DIFFERENT 😤

everyone’s always hating on sabrina. whether she’s slutting it up on stage or posing like the little girl that she is. everyone’s got an opinion. and apparently a phd in intersectional feminism too. 🤮

her most recent controversy is over this tame picture.

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and idk why we’re all upset. man’s best friend ?? well, me too !! i’d let harry styles drag me around like that, wouldn’t you ?!

i just know they get DOWN 😩💦

anyway, everyone’s mad at miss blonde betty boop for the subversive idea of submitting herself to a man. and as a MASTER doctor in sjw humanist liberal egalitarian thought, you shouldn’t be surprised society made this white woman the face of female empowerment. because it’s super obvious she’s slowly dismantling the patriarchy by playing right into it.

and that’s why sabrina’s album cover is moving the needle. because it’s satire. and i would know a thing or two about that !!

or would i 🤔 …

but all this controversy is only proving one thing, that we’ve clearly learned NOTHING from question for the culture, which is not rooted in super christian puritanism. but criticizing sabrina is.

but back to sabrina. how prudish to think sex is only fun if it’s not violent !!

how vanilla…

i think what the secular puritan feminist liberals are missing is that violent sex isn’t sexual violence. and distinguishing between the two is actually super easy. and that’s why rape culture doesn’t exist.

young girls are definitely not gonna go home and ask their porn riddled teen bfs to pull their hair and drag them around like a ragdoll on the floor the next time they sneak out their windows in the middle of the night.

just like when men see videos of other men slapping women on their favorite nefarious visual erotica site. it doesn’t make them wanna replicate that at all !!

there are no repercussions for images like this. and if there were, it would be progress. bc nothing screams utopia like bending on all fours for a man. and if u still think there’s something wrong even after reading my super genius arguments, then ur probably just a woke femcel who free bleeds and doesn’t know how 2 have fun.

anyway, stay woke, get choked, and remember 2 sell feet pics so ur never broke 🦅🇺🇸💕